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«Men kick friendship around like a football but it doesn't seem to break. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.»
Author: Anne Morrow Lindbergh
| About:
Friendship
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«Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick.»
«Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.»
«I just stopped playing bitches on wheels and peoples' mothers. I have only a few more years to kick up my heels!»
«I am in that temper that if I were under water I would scarcely kick to come to the top.»
«If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive.»
«The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| About:
Humor,
Life
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«Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
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«Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff? / Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs!»
Author: Lewis Carroll
(Logician, Mathematician, Novelist, Photographer)
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«An eye can threaten like a loaded and levelled gun, or it can insult like hissing or kicking; or, in its altered mood, by beams of kindness, it can make the heart dance for joy»
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