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«In the best of times, our days are numbered anyway. So it would be a crime against nature for any generation to take the world crisis so solemnly, that it put off enjoying those things for which we were designed in the 1st place: the opportunity to do good work, to enjoy friends, to fall in love, to hit a ball, and to bounce a baby.»
«I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip.»
«A baby is God's opinion that life should go on. Never will a time come when the most marvelous recent invention is as marvelous as a newborn baby. The finest of our precision watches, the most super-colossal of our supercargo planes don't compare with a newborn baby in the number and ingenuity of coils and springs, in the flow and change of chemical solutions, in timing devises and interrelated parts that are irreplaceable.»
«It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.»
«[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.»
«The only time a woman can really succeed in changing a man is when he is a baby»
Author: Natalie Wood (Actress) | About: Men and Women | Keywords: baby, changing
«Don't threaten me with love, baby»
Author: Billie Holiday | Keywords: baby, threaten, with love
«'Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby»
Author: Charles Dickens | Keywords: baby
«The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.»
«I learned to walk as a baby and I haven't had a lesson since.»
Author: Marilyn Monroe (Actress) | Keywords: baby, Baby and I

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