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«When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.»
«Getting hit motivates me. It makes me punish the guy more. A fighter takes a punch, hits back with three punches.»
«Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.»
«At least the Pilgrim Fathers used to shoot Indians: the Pilgrim Children merely punch time clocks.»
«I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?»
«AVERNUS, n. The lake by which the ancients entered the infernal regions. The fact that access to the infernal regions was obtained by a lake is believed by the learned Marcus Ansello Scrutator to have suggested the Christian rite of baptism by immersion. This, however, has been shown by Lactantius to be an error._Facilis descensus Averni,_ The poet remarks; and the sense Of it is that when down-hill I turn I Will get more of punches than pence. --Jehal Dai Lupe»
«An attempt at visualizing the Fourth Dimension: Take a point, stretch it into a line, curl it into a circle, twist it into a sphere, and punch through the sphere.»
«A fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard.»
«Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.»
«The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.»

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