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«Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.»
«One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like»
«If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten»
«If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter»
«I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.»
«You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans»
«Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist»
«Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | Keywords: for all, go to
«The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.»
«Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | Keywords: not only

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