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«Laugh and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone; For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, But has trouble enough of its own»
«I'm old enough to be living in the future I was warned about»
«Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.»
Author: C.S. Lewis
(Novelist, Scholar)
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Age
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again, be old enough, fairy, fairy tales, old, Old Enough, reading, readings, start, tales
«The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
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«Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
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Age
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age, be old enough, interesting, particularly, subject, subjecting
«Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.»
«Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow.»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
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anyhow, be old enough, early, folks, well enough
«My experience is that as soon as people are old enough to know better, they don't know anything at all.»
«When a man is old enough to do wrong he should be old enough to do right also»
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