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«Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball, the rules and realities of the game and do it by watching first some high-school or small-town teams»
Author: Jacques Barzun
(Educator)
| About:
Baseball
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«You know how in high school you do these plays and people come up after the show and they're really excited for you? Well, that's what's happening to me right now.»
Author: Don Marquis
(Columnist, Novelist, Playwright, Poet, Writer)
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«True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.»
Author: Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
(Writer)
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«The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| About:
Humor,
Life
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«When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons»
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