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«If you're in the contracting business in this country, you're suspect. If you're in the contracting business in New Jersey, you're indictable. If you're in the contracting business in New Jersey and are Italian, you're convicted.»
Author: Raymond J. Donovan | Keywords: contracting, convict, convicted, convicts, indictable, Italian, Jersey, New Jersey
«Manhattan is a narrow island off the coast of New Jersey devoted to the pursuit of lunch.»
Author: Raymond Sokolov | Keywords: coast, devoted, island, Jersey, lunch, New Jersey
«The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.»
Author: Steve Garvey | Keywords: cared, Jersey, The Front
«If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.»
Author: Dennis Miller (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: cassette, cassettes, crack, Jersey, make love, McPherson, New Jersey, unemployed, virtual, virtual reality
«You can pursue happiness by wearing a torn jersey. You can catch it by being good at something you love.»
Author: George F. Will | Keywords: catch it, Jersey, torn, wear and tear
«The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey»
Author: Andy Warhol (Artist) | Keywords: bird of, Jersey, mosquito, Mosquitoes, New Jersey
«When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | About: Reason | Keywords: high school, hygiene, Jersey, retired, retires, sanitary
«The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | Keywords: curtain, Jersey, New Jersey, primitive, rises, unlike, wasteland
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