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«Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.»
«I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.»
«I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | About: Funny | Keywords: happens
«To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.»
«To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.»
«If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.»
«I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer»
«If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.»
«When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.»
«I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'»

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