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«The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| About:
Funny,
Universe
| Keywords:
base, base ten, counting, mysterious, numbers
«Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge»
«I get mail; therefore I am.»
«Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| Keywords:
defines, humans, irrational, phenomenally, pursuit, unlikely, willingness
«Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.»
«In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| About:
Women
| Keywords:
around, buy, buy time, car, cars, enlightened, enlightening, hot, hotter, impress, impresses, impressing, jerked, jerks, realized, ride, Riding In, The Cars, wised
«We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| About:
Knowledge
| Keywords:
initiatives, leverage, leveraged, optimization, The Initiative
«Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| Keywords:
became, becoming, cartoonist, cartoonists, executive, failed, goal, largely, obstacle, springs, spring up, successful
«Technology: No Place for Wimps!»
«The only risk of failure is promotion.»
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