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«If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.»
Author: Christian Bale | Keywords: adored, In Real Life, jerk, jerks, real life, slightest
«In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks.»
Author: Chris Patten | Keywords: jerks, represented
«In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks.»
Author: Chris Patten | Keywords: jerks, represented
«Litigation should be a last resort, not a knee-jerk reflex.»
Author: Irving S. Shapiro | Keywords: jerk, jerks, knee-jerk reflex, knee, knee jerk, last resort, litigation, reflex, reflexes, resort, The Last Resort
«If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent.»
Author: Lee Iacocca | Keywords: Henry, Henry V, in trouble, jerk, jerks
«I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now.»
Author: Leonardo DiCaprio (Actor) | About: Consequences, Friends | Keywords: consequences, jerk, jerks
«In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.»
Author: Scott Adams (Cartoonist) | About: Women | Keywords: around, buy, buy time, car, cars, enlightened, enlightening, hot, hotter, impress, impresses, impressing, jerked, jerks, realized, ride, Riding In, The Cars, wised
«Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk (Journalist, Novelist, Satirist) | About: Apathy, Emotion, Love | Keywords: asshole, assholes, bullshit, emotion, jerk, jerked, jerks, proud, proud of, rock, uncaring
«I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: guy, jerk, jerked, jerks, Something Stupid, walk around
«If a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk.»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: jerk, jerked, jerks
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