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«Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.»
«If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.»
«And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| About:
Internet,
Technology
| Keywords:
copy, hard copy, surf, surfing
«Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far»
«Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
«Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
«The longer you work here, diverse it gets»
«Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games»
«The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
«I've literally gotten out of my chair, lain on the floor and fallen sound asleep,»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
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