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«Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| Keywords:
date from, dating, defines, humans, irrational, lotteries, phenomenally, principle, pursuit, unlikely, willingness
«I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| Keywords:
ammunition, bazooka, bazookas, citizens, frankly, goober, guns, rocket, rockets, string, The Rocket, weapons
«In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| Keywords:
beckon, beckoned, beckoning, beckons, bright, department, departments, Department of, employees, japan, occasionally, relatives, trick
«There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| About:
Problems,
Solution
| Keywords:
application, explosives, high, high explosives, personal, solved, suitable
«Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| About:
Company,
Funny,
Office Politics,
Work
| Keywords:
company, consultant, consultants, credibility, dumb, dumber, dumbest, work at
«Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.»
«The best things in life are silly»
«Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| Keywords:
blaming, decision making, guessing, inadequate, informed, tradition
«I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| Keywords:
decline, hallucination, hallucinations, invitation, invitations, join, respectfully
«If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| Keywords:
condescend, condescended, condescending, sounding, UNIX, user
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