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«Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.»
Author: Ben Affleck | Keywords: About me, Anderson, Calista Flockhart, Damon, dating, matt, Pam
«I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.»
Author: Garry Shandling (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: dating, evidently, unaware
«My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.»
Author: Jenny Mccarthy (Actress) | Keywords: dating, fart, farts, Philosophy of
«About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.»
Author: Judy Carter (Actress, Comedian, motivational speaker) | Keywords: dating
«How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?»
Author: Judy Tenuta | About: Dating | Keywords: Commit Suicide, dating, lazy, Too lazy
«I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?»
Author: Kristin Davis (Actress) | Keywords: dating, exhausted, fifteen
«I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.»
Author: Britney Spears (Singer) | About: Dating | Keywords: bat, dating, Take Me, The Bat, waste of money
«What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: I'm marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day.»
Author: Julia Roberts (Actress) | Keywords: Daniel, daniel day-lewis, dating, De Niro, Have a Nice Day, John Kennedy, jr., Jr, Kennedy, marrying, parading, Richard, Richard Gere, Robert, Robert A, Robert De Niro, Robert E
«Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.»
Author: Scott Adams (Cartoonist) | Keywords: date from, dating, defines, humans, irrational, lotteries, phenomenally, principle, pursuit, unlikely, willingness
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