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«Each department of knowledge passes through three stages. The theoretic stage; the theological stage and the metaphysical or abstract stage.»
«The person determined to achieve maximum success learns the principle that progress is made one step at a time. A house is built one brick at a time. Football games are won a play at a time. A department store grows bigger one customer at a time. Every big accomplishment is a series of little accomplishments.»
«Sports is the toy department of human life.»
«The church is the great lost and found department.»
«In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.»
«If you want to know what life is like in the Soviet Union, go to your local department of motor vehicles»
«University President: Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment? Now the Department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper, pencils, and erasers...and the Department of Philosophy is better still. It doesn't even ask for erasers.»
«One man cannot do right in one department of life whilst he is occupied in doing wrong in any other departments. Life is one indivisible whole.»
«Excellence in any department can be attained only by the labor of a lifetime; it is not to be purchased at a lesser price.»
«There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.»

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