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«You can hose it down and never have to worry about it.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
«My brain doesn't register it as drawing. The feeling of friction across the glass is different.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
«One thing people don't realize is that you take off a lot quicker than you could ever stop. You can get up to 100 in five seconds, but that top speed back to zero, it doesn't brake as well as it accelerates.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
«It is a fairly centralized downtown location, central to the proposed condos. It won't necessarily be convenient for everybody, though. At the end of the day, somebody may have to get into his car to go grocery shopping.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
«Dilbert's favorite gadget is his home theatre system.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
«[Ruling the] Dilbert ... You can't take a vacation. For 11 years, I've done nothing more than go to a wedding for a day, or something like that.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
«Cordova's offense is very balanced, ... They have a strong offensive line and like to run first behind a real good ninth-grade running back. He rushed for over 200 yards against Parrish. Their quarterback can run and throw.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
«Not having Randy in the backfield is a loss but I have a lot of faith in Zach,»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
«It's a bust. Tuna's not cheap and salmon's too high.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
«Cordova's offense is very balanced. They have a strong offensive line and like to run first behind a real good ninth-grade running back. He rushed for over 200 yards against Parrish. Their quarterback can run and throw.»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
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