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«On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.»
«We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.»
«People should realize we're jerks just like them.»
Author: Edward de Bono (Psychologist, Writer) | Keywords: jerked, jerks
«In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.»
«Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars.»
«Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.»
«I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me.»
«If a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk.»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: jerk, jerked, jerks
«She jerked away from me like a startled fawn might, if I had a startled fawn and it jerked away from me.»
Author: Raymond Chandler (Writer) | Keywords: fawn, fawning, fawns, jerked

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