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«The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five- year old men more»
Author: Colleen McCullough | About: Age | Keywords: five, five year old, forties, forty, Forty five, lovelier, lovely, old, twenties, twenty, Twenty Five, year
«When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.»
Author: Gracie Allen (Actress, Comedian) | About: Birth, Funny | Keywords: surprised, year
«We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person.»
Author: William Somerset Maugham (Novelist, Playwright, Writer) | About: Chance, Change, Love, Mankind | Keywords: chance, changing, continue, happy chance, last, Nor, persons, this year, year
«When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: bump, bumped, bumping, bumps, bump into, cry, drunk, drunker, drunks, get the hang, hanging, hang in, hang out, hang up, hit, kids, Kid The, laugh, miniature, onto, urinate, urinating, vomit, vomited, vomiting, vomit up, year
«When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: age, anxious, doubled, doubles, double over, doubling, keeps, nineties, ninety, six, six times, The Time, turned, two times, year
«Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | Keywords: camped, camping, listed, lists, Lists of, my list, national, parked, Parks, reservation, Reservations, sleep, the list, Tree, waiting, waiting list, year
«Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: four, report, report it, run out, tail, tailed, year
«The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: All days, Any Day Now, April, by the day, Day, days, day in and day out, day in day out, day of the year, D Day, first, On This Day, other, remember, that year, the first, the Other, the year after, WHAT, year
«To the attentive eye, each moment of the year has its own beauty, and in the same field, it beholds, every hour, a picture which was never seen before, and which shall never be seen again»
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson (Essayist, Lecturer, Poet) | Keywords: attentive, beauty, beholds, eye, field, fielding, hour, My picture, picture, pictured, Picture It, picturing, seen, shall, year
«The habit of looking on the bright side of every event is worth more than a thousand pounds a year.»
Author: Samuel Johnson (Critic, Poet, Writer) | About: Habit | Keywords: a thousand, bright, bright side, event, habit, pounded, pounding, pounds, year
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