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«Can you imagine the Founding Fathers saying that the major source of authority in [your] life can make you drop your pants and urinate as a condition of getting or keeping a job?»
Author: Gene Guerrero | About: Jobs | Keywords: founding, Founding Fathers, pants, the founding, urinate, urinating
«Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car»
Author: Will Durst | About: Men, Women | Keywords: for one thing, speeding, urinate, urinating
«When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: bump, bumped, bumping, bumps, bump into, cry, drunk, drunker, drunks, get the hang, hanging, hang in, hang out, hang up, hit, kids, Kid The, laugh, miniature, onto, urinate, urinating, vomit, vomited, vomiting, vomit up, year
«You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. Dogs do not ritually urinate in the hope of persuading heaven to do the same and send down rain. Asses do not bray a liturgy to cloudless skies. Nor do cats attempt, by abstinence from cat's meat, to wheedle the feline spirits into benevolence. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite intelligent enough.»
Author: Aldous Huxley (Critic, Novelist) | Keywords: abstinence, asses, as yet, behaves, benevolence, bray, brayed, cloudless, feline, felines, fooleries, foolery, gratuitous, Heaven To, horrible, liturgy, persuading, rain down, ritually, send down, skies, urinate, urinating, wheedle, wheedled, wheedling
«I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they'll know this is someone else's territory.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: administrator, administrators, bushes, college, college student, encourage, sniff, sniffed, sniffing, sniffs, students, territories, territory, urinate, urinating, walls
«It felt wonderful doing it. But that's rather like urinating in brown velvet pants. It can feel wonderful, but no one will watch.»
Author: Robin Williams | Keywords: brown, browned, browning, browns, felt, pant, panted, panting, pants, The Brown, urinate, urinating, velvet, velvets
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