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«Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot.»
Author: Ani Difranco (Guitarist, Singer, Song Writer) | Keywords: boot, booted, I wear, leg, leg it, mine, pant, panted, panting, pant leg, sleeve, strap, strapped, straps, underneath, up on, wear
«Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: especially, forgot, pant, panted, panting, pants, put on
«I may have a feather duster down my pants.»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: duster, feather, pant, panted, panting, pants
«At noon in the desert a panting lizardwaited for history, its elbows tense,watching the curve of a particular roadas if something might happen.»
Author: William Stafford | Keywords: elbows, panting, The Lizard, waited
«If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.»
Author: Albert Einstein (Physicist) | Keywords: easily, His, loses, pant, panted, panting, pants, studies, too, zealously
«If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: bank, banked, come on, fall down, funny, hostage, hostages, letting down, okay, pant, panted, panting, pants, robbing, robbing a bank
«It felt wonderful doing it. But that's rather like urinating in brown velvet pants. It can feel wonderful, but no one will watch.»
Author: Robin Williams | Keywords: brown, browned, browning, browns, felt, pant, panted, panting, pants, The Brown, urinate, urinating, velvet, velvets
«They tell me now that SpongeBob is gay. SquarePants is not gay. Tight pants maybe. SpongeBob Hot Pants? You go, girl!»
Author: Robin Williams | Keywords: gay, gays, gay and, hot, hot pants, pant, panted, panting, pants, Tell Me, tight, tighter
«Philologists who chase / A panting syllable through time and space, / Start it at home, and hunt it in the dark, / To Gaul, to Greece, and into Noah's ark.»
Author: William Cowper (Poet) | Keywords: Gaul, Greece, panting, syllable, syllables, time and space
«A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.»
Author: Winston Churchill (Author, Orator, Prime Minister) | About: Chance, Truth | Keywords: around, before, chance, gets, halfway, has a, ITS, lie, pant, panted, panting, pants, The Truth, to get
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