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«How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.»
Author: Will Durst | About: Sex | Keywords: come to, dirtier, dirtiest, dirty, in the first place, must have, Republican, Same sex, sex, Sex and the
«Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.»
Author: Will Durst | Keywords: creep, inhale, inhaled, inhaling, snort, snorting
«Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car»
Author: Will Durst | About: Men, Women | Keywords: for one thing, speeding, urinate, urinating
«It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.»
Author: Will Durst | Keywords: In the Bedroom, Laugh In
«Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars.»
Author: Will Durst | Keywords: cars, driving, Iraqi
«I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.»
Author: Will Durst | Keywords: outdoors, The Car
«I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.»
Author: Will Durst | Keywords: comedian, President Reagan, Reagan
«There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.»
Author: Will Durst | Keywords: debris, ill humor, shock, specter, specters, sweep, sweep away
«I didn't know that was a racial epithet. I thought it was a geographical designation.»
Author: Will Durst
«On Friday, when I came in, we were doing jokes about being able to get out. Then it just started getting worse and worse and worse.»
Author: Will Durst
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