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Letter "S" » Sex
«An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.»
«A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.»
«Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex»
«America has the longest prison sentences in the West, yet the only condition long sentences demonstrably cure is heterosexuality.»
«[I could not lose unless I was] caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.»
«A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.»
«Sex in the morning. Which is the best time to have it. As long as you've cleaned your teeth beforehand.»
«It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.»
«Abstinence is a perversion.»
«An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away»