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«A dog wags its tail with its heart»
Author: Martin Buxbaum | About: Animals | Keywords: dog, tail, tailed, wagging, wags
«Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail»
«Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits»
«If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.»
«TAIL, n. The part of an animal's spine that has transcended its natural limitations to set up an independent existence in a world of its own. Excepting in its foetal state, Man is without a tail, a privation of which he attests an hereditary and uneasy consciousness by the coat-skirt of the male and the train of the female, and by a marked tendency to ornament that part of his attire where the tail should be, and indubitably once was. This tendency is most observable in the female of the species, in whom the ancestral sense is strong and persistent. The tailed men described by Lord Monboddo are now generally regarded as a product of an imagination unusually susceptible to influences generated in the golden age of our pithecan past.»
«IN'ARDS, n. The stomach, heart, soul and other bowels. Many eminent investigators do not class the soul as an in'ard, but that acute observer and renowned authority, Dr. Gunsaulus, is persuaded that the mysterious organ known as the spleen is nothing less than our important part. To the contrary, Professor Garrett P. Servis holds that man's soul is that prolongation of his spinal marrow which forms the pith of his no tail; and for demonstration of his faith points confidently to the fact that no tailed animals have no souls. Concerning these two theories, it is best to suspend judgment by believing both.»
«The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.»
«Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.»
«If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | About: Cats, Learning | Keywords: CAT, Cat in, Cat Who, hold, learn, tail, tailed
«Dogs have so many friends because they wag their tails, not their tongues»
Author: Proverb | About: Friends | Keywords: dogs, tailed, tails, tongues, wag, wagging, wags

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