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«Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.»
Author: Barbara Bush | About: Sex | Keywords: Clinton, forgets, lied, no matter, oral, oral sex, parked, Parks, sex
«And I to my motorcycle Parked like the soul of the junkyard Restored, a bicycle fleshed With power, and tore off Up Highway 106 continually Drunk on the wind in my mouth Wringing the handlebar for speed Wild to be wreckage forever»
Author: James Dickey | Keywords: fleshed, handlebar, highway, junkyard, motorcycle, motorcycles, parked, restored, tore, wreckage, Wringing
«I hate it driving more than anything in the whole world. I'm just an awful, awful driver. I get lost, I hit things: parked cars, one moving car, a pole in my parking garage. Just when I think I got everything under control, I'll miss seeing something out of the corner of my mirror.»
Author: Rachael Leigh (Actress) | Keywords: driver, Lose Control, parked, pole
«In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place»
Author: Helen Rowland | About: Heart, Love, Men | Keywords: exceeding, limit, parked, somehow, sped, speed, speeded, speeded up, speeds, speed limit, speed up
«It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and alligator shoes that were hurting my feet; cars that I just parked, and the dust would just build up on them.»
Author: Washington Irving (Writer) | About: Possessions | Keywords: alligator, alligators, build up, buying, cars, embarrasses, hurting, parked, silk, suits
«Admit it, sport-utility-vehicle owners! It's shaped a little differently, but it's a station wagon! And you do not drive it across rivers! You drive it across the Wal-Mart parking lot!»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: across, admit, differently, drive, mart, marts, owners, parked, parking, parking lot, rivers, shaped, sport, sport utility, sport utility vehicle, station wagon, The Station, utilities, utility, vehicle, wagon, wagons, you-drive
«Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | Keywords: camped, camping, listed, lists, Lists of, my list, national, parked, Parks, reservation, Reservations, sleep, the list, Tree, waiting, waiting list, year
«A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: bed, hospital, hospital bed, meter, meters, parked, parking meter, running, taxi, taxis, The Hospital
«Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space»
Author: Will Rogers | About: Politics | Keywords: one-tenth, parked, parking, parking space, tenth, worrying
«If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.»
Author: Yogi Berra (Baseball Player, Manager) | Keywords: ball, ball up, come out, On The Ball, out to, park, parked
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