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«Ann Richards on How to Be a Good Republican: 1. You have to believe that the nation's current 8-year prosperity was due to the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but yesterday's gasoline prices are all Clinton's fault. 2. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own. 3. You have to be against all government programs, but expect Social Security checks on time.»
«Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.»
Author: Barbara Bush | About: Sex | Keywords: Clinton, forgets, lied, no matter, oral, oral sex, parked, Parks, sex
«Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.»
«Bush is smart. I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, 'cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or even his father, George W. is immune from scandal. Because, if George W. testifies that he had no idea what was going on, wouldn't you believe him?»
«Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.»
Author: Mark Russell (Comedian, Satirist) | About: Business | Keywords: Clinton
«Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International House of Pancakes.»
«Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.(And you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)»
Author: Barbara Bush | Keywords: Barbara, Clinton, lied, oral, oral sex, Parks
«A lot of people have warned President Clinton that Bosnia will turn into another Vietnam, which would be embarrassing for him because he'll have to go back to college.»
«According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.»
«After seeing Condit last night, we now realize how great a liar Clinton was.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host) | Keywords: Clinton, condit, Great A, liar

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