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«Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
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«If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.»
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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«Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?»
Author: Rita Rudner
(Comedian, Writer)
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Sex
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«It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you'll do things differently.»
Author: Warren Buffett
| About:
Reputation
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«I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.»
Author: Abraham Lincoln
(President)
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«If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.»
«I've never had a 10, but one night I had five twos»
«Matisse makes a drawing, then he makes a copy of it. He recopies it five times, ten times, always clarifying the line. He's convinced that the last, the most stripped down, is the best, the purest, the definitive one; and in fact, most of the time, it was the first. In drawing, nothing is better than the first attempt.»
Author: Pablo Picasso
(Artist, Painter)
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«My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing will begin in five minutes. - During radio microphone test»
Author: Ronald Reagan
(President)
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«Of the five vital principles, Love is the foremost. It is Love that flows as the under-current for the other four values. How does it flow this way?»
Author: Sri Sathya Sai Baba
(Spiritual leader)
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