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«If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian) | Keywords: drugs, records, tapes, tape recording, taping
«Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | About: Funny | Keywords: control, dogs, duct, duct tape, five, force, forces, fundamental, gravity, groin, Groins, pulling out, pulls, pull in, pull over, pull through, pull up, remote, remotest, remote control, six, Strangers, tape, tapes, taping, The Force, The Six, the universe, universe, whines, whining
«One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.»
Author: G. Weilacher | About: Funny, Life | Keywords: duct, duct tape, needs, tape, tapes, taping, tools
«It is one thing putting away the past, and quite another to tape its mouth shut»
Author: Liam Lacey | About: Past | Keywords: putting, shut, tape, tapes, taping
«Most people aren't appreciated enough, and the bravest things we do in our lives are usually known only to ourselves. No one throws ticker tape on the man who chose to be faithful to his wife, on the lawyer who didn't take the drug money...»
Author: Peggy Noonan (Author, Journalist, Political analyst) | Keywords: appreciated, bravest, chose, do in, drug, lawyer, tape, tapes, taping, throws, ticker, ticker tape
«Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob.»
Author: Conan O'Brien (Writer) | Keywords: bob, bobbing, Bobs, bob up, bush, officials, President Bush, schedule, scheduled, schedules, scheduling, sponge, Sponges, tapes, taping, The News, The War, The White, The White House, White House
«I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: by inches, inch, inched, inching, measure, tape, tapes, tape measure, taping, thrash, thrashed, thrashing
«No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.»
Author: Leo F. Buscaglia | About: Memory, Time | Keywords: amount, couch, Couched, couches, couching, erase, fur, furred, masking, remove, tape, tapes, taping, totally
«Skewered through and through with office-pens, and bound hand and foot with red tape»
Author: Charles Dickens | Keywords: foot, hand and foot, office, pens, red, red tape, skewer, Skewered, skewering, tape, tapes, taping, through and through, through with
«Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.»
Author: Oprah Winfrey (Actress, Producer) | About: Universe | Keywords: Dark Side, Dark Side of the, duct, duct tape, holds, tape, tapes, taping, The Force
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