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Letter "B" » bob up
«You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.»
«Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob.»
«After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school»
Author: Kin Hubbard (Humorist, Writer) | About: Schools | Keywords: bob, bob up, famous, sit by
«Bob Dole admitted he used cocaine when he was in college, but then Coca-Cola changed its formula.»
«Jesus tapped me on the shoulder and said, Bob, why are you resisting me? I said, I'm not resisting you! He said, You gonna follow me? I said, I've never thought about that before! He said, When you're not following me, you're resisting me.»
«If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself.»
Author: Bob Dylan | Keywords: bob, bobbing, Bobs, Bob Dylan, bob up, Dylan
«I have a BMW. But only because BMW stands for Bob Marley and The Wailers, and not because I need an expensive car.»
«Folks still remember the day ole Bob Riley came bouncing down that dirt road in his pickup. Pretty soon, it was bouncing higher and higher. The tires popped, and the shocks broke, but that truck kept bouncing. Some say it bounced clean over the moon, but whoever says that is a goddamn liar.»
«Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.»
«After a feller gits famous it don't take long fer some one t' bob up that used t' set by him at school»
Author: Kin Hubbard (Humorist, Writer) | About: Education, Schools | Keywords: bob up, feller, Fer, Gits

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