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«If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies»
Author: Fran Lebowitz
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Fantasy,
Sex
| Keywords:
fantasies, sexual fantasies
«In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.»
Author: Fran Lebowitz
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Capitalism
| Keywords:
capitalism, communism, soviet, Soviets, Soviet Union, triumphed, union
«No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.»
Author: Fran Lebowitz
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
dines, dine in, dining, dining room, furniture, jump, jumped-up, jump up, The Conversation, up on
«Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.»
Author: Fran Lebowitz
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Funny,
Teenage
| Keywords:
phone, teenager, The Last Stage
«Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house»
Author: Fran Lebowitz
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Consequences
| Keywords:
consequence, leaving, offended
«The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.»
«Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.»
Author: Fran Lebowitz
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Nature
| Keywords:
argued, by and large, chairs, location, Locations, out-of-door, out of doors
«Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider the option of being the strong, silent type»
«Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.»
«If you read a lot, nothing is as great as you've imagined. Venice is -- Venice is better.»
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