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«Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.»
«Having been unpopular in high school is not a just cause for book publication»
«Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.»
«If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something»
Author: Fran Lebowitz (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: two-year
«The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat.»
«You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.»
Author: Fran Lebowitz (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: sterling
«Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds.»
«You're only has good as your last haircut.»
Author: Fran Lebowitz (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: haircut, haircuts
«My favorite animal is steak.»
Author: Fran Lebowitz (Humorist, Writer) | About: Animals | Keywords: steak, steaks
«All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.»
Author: Fran Lebowitz (Humorist, Writer) | About: Children, God | Keywords: barely, presentable

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