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«[to moe on the phone] Hi. I'm looking for a man first name hugh last name jass. [moe: ok as anyone seen a Hugh Jass? hello I'm looking for a Hugh Jass!]»
«A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.»
Author: Craig Kilborn
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answer, at least, college, college student, drink, drink up, each month, least, month, month by month, pass, pass out, percent, phone, phoned, phones, says, students, survey, surveyed, surveying, surveys, telephone, telephones, the Other, This month
«I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
(Actress, Comedian)
| Keywords:
all the time, bone, density, dinner, figure, figure out, go out, months, Number Two, odd, odd number, out to, phone, phone number, spells, TV dinner, worked, working out, work out
«A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.»
Author: Pam Brown
| About:
Friendship
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a little, calls, completely, dries, drying, drying up, Every Little Thing, every so often, friendship, lettered, letters, little, mulch, needs, often, phone, phoned, phones, phone call, presents, save, saved up, save up, sillier, silliest, silly, small, soil, soiled, soiling, soils, thin, thinned, thinner, thinnest, thinning, thins, thrive, thriven, throve, to the letter, weather, weathered, weathers
«[When she interviewed Matt Damon]Is there anything you want me to ask you, besides your phone number?»
«[Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour] and then they start dropping and they don't stop dropping until the act is completed. So it's not uncommon that they both fall all the way to the ground, hit the ground and both of them die. That's how committed they are to this. I thought to myself, 'Boy, don't we feel like wimps for stopping to answer the phone.' I don't know about you, but if I'm one of these two birds, you're getting close to the ground... I would serioulsy consider fakin' it.»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
(Actress, Comedian)
| Keywords:
all the way, close to, committed, completed, connect, dropping, droppings, eagles, eighty, feel like, flying, flying start, golden, in the air, mated, mating, miles, one of the boys, phone, stopping, uncommon
«As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.»
Author: Fran Lebowitz
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Teenage
| Keywords:
phone, teenager, The Last Stage
«For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.»
Author: Johnny Carson
(Host)
| Keywords:
after death, fingernail, phone, phone call, taper, tapers, taper off
«At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need to dial 9? I say Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
back room, back to back, dial, dials, hotel, hotels, Hotel I, hotel room, phone, phone number, quick, real number, The Dial, yeah
«A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.»
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