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«If there are twelve clowns in a ring, you can jump in the middle and start reciting Shakespeare, but to the audience, you'll just be the thirteenth clown»
«I think a lot more decisions are made on serendipity than people think. Things come across their radar screens and they jump at them.»
«If you want to learn to swim jump into the water. On dry land no frame of mind is ever going to help you»
«I'm not at the point where I'd feel safe in a house alone. I would be really scared. I'm the kind of person that when I get up to go use the bathroom I have this big long hallway, and I just know someone's going to jump out and get me.»
«Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a lesbian.»
«Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me.After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.»
«I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars: I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over.»
«By trying often the monkey learns to jump from the tree»
Author: African Proverb | Keywords: jump, learns, monkey, The Monkey
«[on Michael Jackson] Honey, you gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord Of The Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species.»
«It is easier to make a camel jump a ditch than to make a fool listen to reason.»
Author: Turkish Proverb | Keywords: camel, ditch, ditched, ditches, jump

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