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«Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.»
Author: Bill Copeland | Keywords: deciding, retire, TV show, TV shows
«I'm really not that special. Really, I'm not. I was on a big TV show, but it was just a TV show.»
Author: Clay Aiken (Singer) | Keywords: TV show, TV shows
«Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if you?ve never had a similar experience, then you should come to grips with the fact that you?ve got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into.»
«Reality shows are all the rage on TV at the moment ... but that's not reality, it's just another aesthetic form of fiction.»
Author: Steven Soderbergh | Keywords: TV show, TV shows
«No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney.»
«You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.»
«I just read this great science fiction story. It's about how machines take control of humans and turn them into zombie slaves! . . . HEY! What time is it?? My TV show is on!»
«You think I don't want to? It's those TV networks, Marge: they won't let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once, just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves, but they won't! They won't let me live!»
«One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world.»
«In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.»

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