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Letter "D" » David Letterman Quotes
«Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.»
«People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.»
«Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.»
«The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.»
«President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.»
«USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.»
«Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.»
Author: David Letterman (Comedian, Host) | Keywords: driving
«New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.»
Author: David Letterman (Comedian, Host) | About: Civilization | Keywords: falls, New York, York
«Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water.»
Author: David Letterman (Comedian, Host) | About: Travel | Keywords: travelled
«I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.»

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