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Letter "D" » David Letterman Quotes
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«President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.»
Author: David Letterman
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
bush, President Bush, pronounce, pronouncing, Schwarzenegger
«Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.»
«There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of gun-related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to shoot someone just to see the numbers move.»
Author: David Letterman
(Comedian, Host)
| About:
New York
| Keywords:
billboard, billboards, crimes, goofball, gun, New York, numbers, related, shoot, square, the Billboard, The New York Times, York
«Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.»
«A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag.»
Author: David Letterman
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
demanding, flag, for example, German, Paris, rolled, threat
«I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.»
«There is no off position on the genius switch.»
«Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.»
«I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.»
Author: David Letterman
(Comedian, Host)
| About:
Speech
| Keywords:
host, show host, talk show, Talk shows, talk show host
«And now the really difficult part: We have to rebuild Iraq into a strong and independent nation that will one day hate the United States.»
Author: David Letterman
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
independent, Iraq, nation state, rebuild, rebuilding, rebuilt
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