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«Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.»
Author: Denis Leary
(Actor)
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«If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all.»
Author: John Cage
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boring, discovers, eight, eventually, sixteen, thirty, Thirty one, Thirty two
«If you haven't turned rebel by twenty you've got no heart; if you haven't turned establishment by thirty you've got no brains!»
Author: Kevin Spacey
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Brains, establishment, establishments, rebel, thirty, turned, twenty
«Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age of thirty land is seldom seen»
«Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?»
Author: Rita Rudner
(Comedian, Writer)
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Funny,
Marriage,
Sex
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«It has taken more than a hundred scientists two years to find out how to make the product in question; I have been given thirty days to create its personality and plan its launching. If I do my job well, I shall contribute as much as the hundred scientists to the success of this product.»
Author: David Ogilvy
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«My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.»
«I regard psychiatry as fifty percent bunk, thirty percent fraud, ten percent parrot talk, and the remaining ten percent just a fancy lingo for the common sense we have had for hundreds and perhaps thousands of years, if we ever had the guts to read i»
Author: Raymond Chandler
(Writer)
| About:
Psychiatry
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«If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400.»
«I do not intend to spare myself, not to avoid emotions or difficulties. I don't care much whether I live a longer or shorter time. the world concerns me only in so far as I feel a certain debt toward it, because I have walked on this earth for thirty»
Author: Vincent van Gogh
(Painter)
| About:
World
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