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«If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter»
«Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter.»
Author: Izaak Walton | Keywords: shorter
«As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer»
Author: Robert Quillen | About: Age | Keywords: anecdote, anecdotes, bodies, older, shorter
«I've never timed myself over 100m, but I have done a test over shorter distances, 20m or 30m, with and without the ball. What's strange is that I'm faster with the ball than without it. Some people are born for distance running and others for sprint»
«I'm very sorry. We inconvenienced you. Hiro-kun will make his pants shorter, so please forgive us.»
«And we certainly don't have full conversations on cellphones. You know? Usually the reception is so bad, but it's only bad on your side. The person talking to you has no clue...They're just rambling on and on. You've got your finger jammed in your ear, you're shushing people on the streets. You're ducked behind a dumpster so you can hear about your friend's new hair cut. 'What about the bangs are they shorter?!?...Are the bangs shorter?!?...THE BAAANGS!!!»
«For the bed is shorter than that a man can stretch himself on it: and the covering narrower than that he can wrap himself in it.»
Author: Bible | Keywords: covering, narrower, shorter
«Had Cleopatra's nose been shorter, the whole face of the world would have been different.»
«Faith! He must make his stories shorter or change his comrades once a quarter.»
Author: Jonathan Swift (Author, Satirist) | Keywords: quarter, shorter
«A drink is shorter than a tale»
Author: Proverb | About: Drinking | Keywords: shorter

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