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«Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.»
«Unlike femininity, relaxed masculinity is at bottom empty, a limp nullity. While the female body is full of internal potentiality, the male is internally barren. Manhood at the most basic level can be validated and expressed only in action.»
«May those who love us, love us; and those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts; and if He doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping.»
Author: Irish Blessings | About: God | Keywords: ankle, ankles, hearts, limped, limping, Limps, turn
«If you live with a cripple, you will learn to limp»
«May all who love the Lord, love you and those who don't love you, may the Lord give them a limp so you can see them coming»
Author: Irish Blessings | Keywords: limp, limped, limping, Limps, the LORD
«He who walks with the lame learns how to limp.»
«Every evil comes to us on wings and goes away limping.»
Author: French Proverb | Keywords: limped, limping, Limps
«The person who lives with cripples will soon learn to limp.»
«If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.»
«St Agnes' Eve - Ah, bitter chill it was! / The owl, for all his feathers, was a-cold; / The hare limped trembling through the frozen grass, / And silent was the flock in woolly fold.»

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