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«If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!»
Author: Kinky Friedman (Novelist, Politician, Singer, Song Writer) | Keywords: elect, electing, elects, Jewish, justice, justice of the peace, limits, reduce, speed, speed limit
«If I had to name the number one asset you could have for any sport I'd say speed. In baseball, all a guy with speed has to do is make contact.»
Author: Ron Fairly | Keywords: asset, contact, contact sport, number one, speed, sport
«I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian) | Keywords: agreeing, blink, blinked, blinking, blinks, drugs, evolution, expressed, facilitate, facilitated, most popular, naturally, O.K., ok, our planet, planet, popular, Right Now, speed, speed up, starts
«In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place»
Author: Helen Rowland | About: Heart, Love, Men | Keywords: exceeding, limit, parked, somehow, sped, speed, speeded, speeded up, speeds, speed limit, speed up
«It is not by muscle, speed, or physical dexterity that great things are achieved, but by reflection, force of character, and judgment»
Author: Marcus Tullius Cicero (Lawyer, Orator, Scholar, Statesman, Writer) | Keywords: achieved, dexterity, force, judgment, muscle, muscle into, physical, physical force, physical thing, reflection, sped, speed, speeded, speeded up, speeds, speed up
«In skating over thin ice our safety is our speed»
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson (Essayist, Lecturer, Poet) | Keywords: ice, ice skate, ice skating, safety, skate, skates, skating, speed, thin
«If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: headlight, headlights, spaceship, speed, speed of light, traveling, turn on
«I would my horse had the speed of your tongue . . .»
Author: William Shakespeare (Dramatist, Playwright, Poet) | Keywords: horse, speed
«I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | Keywords: course, involves, minutes, reading, Russia, sped, speed-reading, speed, took, twenty
«It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | About: Travel | Keywords: blowing, certainly, desirable, faster, fast one, hat, most desirable, speed, speed of light
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