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«Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too.»
Author: Lionel Kauffman | About: Children | Keywords: faster, old age
«Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns»
Author: Mitch Ratcliffe | About: Computers, Funny, Mistakes | Keywords: almost, Computers, enabled, exception, faster, guns, hand, hand made, history, invention, in history, mistakes, possible, tequila, The Exceptions, very fast
«A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history-with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila»
Author: Mitch Ratcliffe | About: Computers | Keywords: exceptions, faster, handgun, handguns, Human history, invention, lets, tequila
«Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | About: Driving, Funny, Humor | Keywords: driving, faster, Have You, idiot, maniac, maniacs, noticed, slower
«A racehorse that consistently runs just a second faster than another horse is worth millions of dollars more. Be willing to give that extra effort that separates the winner from the one in second place.»
Author: H. Jackson Brown, Jr. | Keywords: consistently, dollars, extra, faster, fast one, horse, millions, One In A Million, racehorse, runs, separates, The Winner, winner
«If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I'd type a little faster.»
Author: Isaac Asimov (Biochemist, Writer) | Keywords: doctor, doctored, Doctor Who, faster, minutes, six, The Doctor, type, type A
«Drink does not drown care, but waters it, and makes it grow faster.»
Author: Benjamin Franklin (Inventor, Philosopher, Printer, Scientist, Statesman, Writer) | Keywords: drink, drinking water, drown, faster, waters
«You start out with hand jobs and progress to orgies. You smoke dope and then, the big H. bigger, better, stronger, faster. The key word is progress»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk (Journalist, Novelist, Satirist) | Keywords: bigger, dope, faster, jobs, key word, orgies, progress to, smoke, start out, the Big
«Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | About: Driving, Funny | Keywords: faster, go-slow, Have You, idiot, maniac, maniacs, noticed, slower
«`Will you walk a little faster?' said a whiting to a snail, / `There's a porpoise close behind us, and he's treading on my tail.'»
Author: Lewis Carroll (Logician, Mathematician, Novelist, Photographer) | Keywords: faster, porpoise, snail, snails, tail, treading, whiting
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