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«Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.»
Author: Barry Goldwater
(Politician, Senator)
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Hubert, Hubert Humphrey, Humphrey, magazine, pages, playboy, playboys, talks, The Magazine, turning
«As far as I'm concerned, the only difference between fact and what most people call fiction is about fifteen pages in the dictionary.»
Author: Charles de Lint
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As Far, concerned, Dictionaries, dictionary, fiction, fifteen, pages
«Christmas morning in Russia a cruel snow-laden wind blowing straight out of the pages of Russian history and literature whipped across roofs and through the frozen streets of Moscow.»
Author: Clifton Daniel
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blowing, frozen, laden, Moscow, pages, roofs, Russia, Russian, Russian literature, straight-out
«I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.»
Author: Earl Warren
(Judge, Politician)
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front page, pages, sports page, The Front, The Front Page
«Anyone who thinks there's safety in numbers hasn't looked at the stock market pages»
«I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.»
«Hardly a book of human worth, be it heaven's own secret, is honestly placed before the reader; it is either shunned, given a Periclean funeral oration in a hundred and fifty words, or interred in the potter's field of the newspapers back pages.»
«I am like a book, with pages that have stuck together for want of use: my mind needs unpacking and the truths stored within must be turned over from time to time, to be ready when occasion demands»
Author: Seneca
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Books
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«COMMONWEALTH, n. An administrative entity operated by an incalculable multitude of political parasites, logically active but fortuitously efficient.This commonwealth's capitol's corridors view, So thronged with a hungry and indolent crew Of clerks, pages, porters and all attaches Whom rascals appoint and the populace pays That a cat cannot slip through the thicket of shins Nor hear its own shriek for the noise of their chins. On clerks and on pages, and porters, and all, Misfortune attend and disaster befall! May life be to them a succession of hurts; May fleas by the bushel inhabit their shirts; May aches and diseases encamp in their bones, Their lungs full of tubercles, bladders of stones; May microbes, bacilli, their tissues infest, And tapeworms securely their bowels digest; May corn-cobs be snared without hope in their hair, And frequent impalement their pleasure impair. Disturbed be their dreams by the awful discourse Of audible sofas sepulchrally hoarse, By chairs acrobatic and wavering floors -- The mattress that kicks and the pillow that snores! Sons of cupidity, cradled in sin! Your criminal ranks may the death angel thin, Avenging the friend whom I couldn't work in. --K.Q.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce
(Editor, Journalist, Writer)
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«Dear Miss .I have read about sixteen pages of your manuscript ... I suffered exactly the same treatment at the hands of my teachers who disliked me for my independence and passed over me when they wanted assistants ... keep your manuscript for your s»
Author: Albert Einstein
(Physicist)
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assistants, dear, disliked, independence, manuscript, manuscripts, pages, passed, sixteen, suffered, teachers, treatment, treatments
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