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«Actually, as a kid I wanted to be a tennis player, but I wasn't good enough, so I became an actor. Since then, I've just been lip-locking with gorgeous babes. So, let that be a lesson to all you little tennis players out there.»
Author: Matthew Perry
«I was the coolest guy of the non-cool crowd.»
Author: Matthew Perry | Keywords: cool, coolest, crowd
«I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time.»
«I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.»
Author: Matthew Perry | About: Internet | Keywords: dedicated, gay, pages
«He's the guy [Chandler] everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.»
Author: Matthew Perry | Keywords: do well
«If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.»
Author: Matthew Perry | Keywords: humanly
«I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.»
«I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months»
«After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.»
Author: Matthew Perry | Keywords: hooked, my first, On Stage
«That she's the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know she's going somewhere, I stay home. [When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston]»

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