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Letter "D" » date
«Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.»
«According to my sister, the expert novelist Jackie Collins, most men stray. And sex doesn't mean anything to most men. But I wouldn't date a man who slept around. Absolutely not. I've divorced people for that.»
Author: Joan Collins
, Jackie Collins
«A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth.»
«Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.»
«As the archaeology of our thought easily shows, man is an invention of recent date. And one perhaps nearing its end.»
«A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows.»
«As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.»
«All that is not eternal is eternally out of date.»
«Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.»
«Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.»