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«Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fall in love.»
Author: Cole Porter (Composer, Lyricist) | Keywords: fleas
«A reasonable amount o fleas is good for a dog - keeps him from brooding over being a dog, maybe.»
Author: Peter Nivio Zarlenga | About: Dogs | Keywords: fleas
«Cinema is an old whore, like circus and variety, who knows how to give many kinds of pleasure. Besides, you can't teach old fleas new dogs.»
Author: Federico Fellini (Film Director) | About: Cinema | Keywords: cinema, circus, fleas, whore
«COMMONWEALTH, n. An administrative entity operated by an incalculable multitude of political parasites, logically active but fortuitously efficient.This commonwealth's capitol's corridors view, So thronged with a hungry and indolent crew Of clerks, pages, porters and all attaches Whom rascals appoint and the populace pays That a cat cannot slip through the thicket of shins Nor hear its own shriek for the noise of their chins. On clerks and on pages, and porters, and all, Misfortune attend and disaster befall! May life be to them a succession of hurts; May fleas by the bushel inhabit their shirts; May aches and diseases encamp in their bones, Their lungs full of tubercles, bladders of stones; May microbes, bacilli, their tissues infest, And tapeworms securely their bowels digest; May corn-cobs be snared without hope in their hair, And frequent impalement their pleasure impair. Disturbed be their dreams by the awful discourse Of audible sofas sepulchrally hoarse, By chairs acrobatic and wavering floors -- The mattress that kicks and the pillow that snores! Sons of cupidity, cradled in sin! Your criminal ranks may the death angel thin, Avenging the friend whom I couldn't work in. --K.Q.»
«Ambition and fleas both jump high»
Author: German Proverb | About: Ambition | Keywords: fleas
«A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.»
Author: Henry Louis Mencken (Critic, Journalist) | Keywords: fleas
«Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a congressman can»
«A dog in a kennel barks at his fleas; a dog hunting does not notice them»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: fleas, hunting dog, kennel, kennels
«Do nothing hastily but catching of fleas»
«But where's the wild dog that has praised his fleas?»

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