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«My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.»
Author: Jack Benny
(Entertainer)
| About:
Men and Women
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argument, consider, divorce, divorces, divorcing, forties, forty-seven, forty, married, Mary, Mary I, murder, murdering, My Wife, serious, seven, sevens, Seven Years, wife, yes
«My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.»
Author: Jimmy Durante
(Comedian, Pianist, Singer)
| Keywords:
impediment, impediments, My Wife, now and then, slight
«My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time»
«My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.»
Author: Les Dawson
| About:
Men,
Sex,
Women
| Keywords:
My Wife, object, objects, sex, sex object, wife
«My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.»
«My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.»
«My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.»
«My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
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garbage, garbage can, keep an eye on, My Wife, Rid of Me
«My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked»
Author: Winston Churchill
(Author, Orator, Prime Minister)
| Keywords:
breakfast, I Tried, My Wife, the Wrecks, wrecked, wrecking
«My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.»
Author: Winston Churchill
(Author, Orator, Prime Minister)
| About:
Men and Women,
Relationships
| Keywords:
breakfast, breakfast time, disagreeable, I Tried, My Wife, three times
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