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«The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in bed»
Author: Geoffrey Gorer | About: Trouble | Keywords: cook, My Wife, whore
«My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: My Wife, naked, saw
«The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.»
«With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!»
«What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.»
«To me heaven would be a big bull ring with me holding two barrera seats and a trout stream outside that no one else was allowed to fish in and two lovely houses in the town; one where I would have my wife and children and be monogamous and love them»
«The roaring of the wind is my wife and the stars through the window pane are my children»
Author: John Keats (Poet) | Keywords: My Wife, pane, panes, roaring

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