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«New York waiters, probably the surliest in the Western world are better images of their city than that journalistic favorite-the taxi driver.»
«There is more credit and satisfaction in being a first-rate truck driver than a tenth-rate executive.»
«Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.»
Author: Bill McGlashen | About: Patience | Keywords: admire, driver
«The difference between sentiment and being sentimental is the following: Sentiment is when a driver swerves out of the way to avoid hitting a rabbit on the road. Being sentimental is when the same driver, when swerving away from the rabbit, hits a pedestrian.»
«The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.»
«People go 'You look a lot like Minnie Driver.' Once I said, 'Thanks, Minnie is a great actress.' But, it blew up in my face. This person said, 'Nah, didn't like the last movie she did.'»
«The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.»
«That she's the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know she's going somewhere, I stay home. [When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston]»
«One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual responsibility is the difficulty of finding somebody to blame your problems on. And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable how often his picture turns up on your driver's license.»
«The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.»

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