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«The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.»
Author: Jeff Foxworthy | About: Funny | Keywords: designate, designated, designated driver, designates, desirable, driver, drop, drop off, fun, house, job, most desirable, program, programmed, sucked, suck in, suck up, The Night
«Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines»
Author: John Benfield | Keywords: eagles, engines, jet, jets, jet engines, soar, soared, sucked, suck in, suck up, The Eagles, weasel, weasels
«The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly' meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks' meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.»
Author: Larry Hardiman | Keywords: derived, parasites, Poly, sucking, suck up, The Tick, tick, ticking, ticks
«I know many journalists who would like to comment on the deep structure of their profession and its suck-up to advertisers, not to mention the dominant social order. But their editors won't let them.»
Author: Richard Goldstein | Keywords: advertisers, dominant, mention, not to mention, social order, social structure, suck up
«Maybe you don't like your job, maybe you didn't get enough sleep, well nobody likes their job, nobody got enough sleep. Maybe you just had the worst day of your life, but you know, there's no escape, there's no excuse, so just suck up and be nice.»
Author: Ani Difranco (Guitarist, Singer, Song Writer) | About: Life | Keywords: escape, excuse, excusing, Have a Nice Day, job, likes, maybe, Nice, nobody, sleep, sleep out, sleep over, suck, suck in, suck up, worst
«If you're going to be alive and on this planet, you have to, like, suck the marrow out of every day and get the most out of it.»
Author: Drew Barrymore (Actress) | Keywords: marrow, planet, suck, suck in, suck up
«Her young ones also suck up blood: and where the slain are, there is she.»
Author: Bible | Keywords: Blood and, suck, suck up
«The status quo sucks.»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | Keywords: status, sucks, suck in, suck up
«Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: mosquito, Mosquitoes, mummies, mummy, saddest, sucking, suck in, suck up, The Mummy
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