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«I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.»
Author: Jane Siberry | Keywords: famous, waitress, waitresses
«Violet: Look, I've had a rough couple of days, are you really the owner? Cuz the last think I need is a waitress on a power trip wasting my time. Lil: You start Friday night.»
«I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating.»
Author: Leonardo DiCaprio (Actor) | About: Dating | Keywords: cinema, waitress, waitresses
«In just two weeks, Bill Clinton will no longer be President of the United States. He'll just be another chubby, middle-aged guy annoying the waitresses at Hooters.»
«The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.»
«Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.»

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