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«My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.»
Author: Alicia Silverstone (Actress) | Keywords: box, chocolates, European, favorite
«All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.»
Author: Charles M. Schulz | Keywords: and then, a little, chocolate, chocolates, hurt, now and then
«Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces»
Author: Judith Viorst | About: Food, Funny, Strength | Keywords: bar, bare, barer, bares, barest, chocolate, chocolates, chocolate bar, Just One, One Piece, pieces
«Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.»
Author: Matt Lauer (Journalist) | Keywords: chocolate, chocolates, marijuana, produces, reactions, researcher, researchers, similarities, similarity, The Brain
«After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one [what women want]. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.»
Author: Mel Gibson (Actor, Film Director, Producer) | About: Marriage, Men and Women | Keywords: chocolate, chocolates, conversation, finally, from scratch, marriage, scratch, scratched, scratches, Scratch the Surface, somewhere, starting, surface, surfaced, surfaces, surface of
«Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.»
Author: Tom Hanks (Actor, Producer) | About: Life | Keywords: box, box up, chocolates
«My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: achieve, already, bags, cake, chocolate, chocolates, chocolate cake, finish, finished, finish up, inner, Inner peace, m, Ms., Ms, so far, start, therapist, therapists, told
«You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | Keywords: bar, barred, barring, candy, candy bar, Candy From a, chocolate, chocolates, chocolate bar, chocolate candy, eating, odd, odder, oddest, Odd and, sitting, sittings, toilet, toilets
«I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: busy, chocolate, chocolates, President, quick, revolver, run up, the President
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