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«Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.»
«I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?»
«The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution.»
«We fine broadcasters for using four-letter words, we say that's offensive. So is it offensive to call for the assassination of a world leader?»
«Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?»
«Al is still under the weather,»
«Making sure you're on the straight and narrow?»
«Emotions in this country right now are running very high. Sometimes that emotion is translated into inspiration, sometimes into criticism. We've heard some of that tonight. But it's still part of the American way of life.»
«[Pat Buchanan, who sharpened his rhetorical claws as a Nixon speechwriter, told] Today's ... There's nothing heroic about breaking faith with your people, breaking the law, sneaking around in garages, putting stuff from an investigation out to a Nixon-hating Washington Post.»